So, where's this all going to lead?

You're not going to like me, i'll tell you this now.
I am a scoundrel, and a rapscallion and i'm perfectly able to talk straight from Victorian theatre.
I'm not looking for sympathy, or pity but a couple of thou wouldn't be rejected.
Girls will hate me and I doubt if the male gender will see me as anything but despicable.
This said, I do not, and will not ever care.

At this point in my life i'm beginning to wonder quite where everything is going to end up. Do I regret some of the choices i've made?
Well... yes actually.
For the last few years all i've done drink, snort, and sleep with anything thats been put in front of me, which is all well and good until you run out of the money to buy things to drink, snort - I have however, never paid for sex. So, while I don't deny that the last few years have been the equivalent to a crack party in Hell (that is to say, fucking incredible, I may aswell have slept with Satan), they have undoubtedly landed me in the proverbial shit.
Having been homeless, kick out of uni and landed with more debt that the Government, nobody can say I can't keep a lop-sided grin plastered to my face.

So, fuck it. If ain't gonna get any better in the near future then why not let it get worse with a drink in my hand?
I'm aware that this may have come across incredibly self-absorbed but this was not my intention. I promise I am still human, and I do occasionally just want to take crafty punch to the balls of the rest of the world. Even while writing this i'm trying to refrain from putting a smiley face. Thats what facebook does to you. Facebook the ruiner of lives.
Paha.

So yeah, thats about it for now like. Ain't sure where this is going, but i'll be sure to let you know when I do.
I'll keep you posted.

Aurevoir. x